Awesome Unicorn Party of One

reasonsmysoniscrying:

“She realized she doesn’t fit through a 5 inch space.”

Submitted By: Nicole G.
Location:  Pennsylvania, United States

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beyoncevevo:

So today during lunch we saw a squirrel scale the side of the building. It went 3 stories high, and just froze there. There was this barrier that didn’t allow it to the roof so it literally stayed in the same position for 4 hours straight until at the end of the day the school had to call the fire department. 

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obsessee:

Detail at Stella McCartney Resort 2014

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jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

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