1. 22:00 18th Sep 2014

    Notes: 201781

    Reblogged from citycouncilwoman

    You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.
    — (via bratsquad)
     
  2. 20:06

    Notes: 409553

    Reblogged from the-morningstars

    steambot-timelord:

    ashkenazi-autie:

    eileenthequeen:

    eileenthequeen:

    So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

    Wow, 500 notes

    Girls protecting girls.

    GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

    (Source: passive-aggressiveprincess)

     
  3. 20:00

    Notes: 5720

    Reblogged from soroyalty

     
  4. 19:35

    Notes: 1039

    Reblogged from viviens-leighs

    How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)

    (Source: bunnyhepburn)

     
  5. 19:32

    Notes: 178471

    Reblogged from citycouncilwoman

    trainhardbestrong:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

    my uncle: “that’s great”

    Miley: “it’s a bird”

    my uncle: “no its not”

    -chirping noise-

    image

    They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

    update:

    she caught another bird.

    image

    update: she caught a squirrel today

    image

    She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

     
  6. 13:42 17th Sep 2014

    Notes: 85914

    Reblogged from the-morningstars

    image: Download

    elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckingrecipes:

foxyplaydate:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.
YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.
STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)
STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 
STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)
STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 
STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 
STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 
STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.
STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 
STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 
STEP 10: EAT. 

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes

    elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    fuckingrecipes:

    foxyplaydate:

    ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.

    YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE

    DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 

    THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.

    STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)

    STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 

    STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)

    STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 


    STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 

    STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 

    STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.

    STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 

    STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 

    STEP 10: EAT. 

    IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

    did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes

    (Source: achillesvevo)

     
  7. 13:39

    Notes: 261247

    Reblogged from listerslice

    pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.

    pleatedjeans:

    ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.

     
  8. 13:36

    Notes: 73247

    Reblogged from drawadriandraw

    drawadriandraw:

    ladyinterior:

    Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots

    This is absolutely gorgeous.

     
  9. 13:32

    Notes: 23586

    Reblogged from zodiacsociety

    It’s scary to think that there are words meant for me but were never said to me.
    — jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)
     
  10. 13:27

    Notes: 460307

    Reblogged from xfreethebird

    fuxit:

    rapewhistled:

    what r u trying to do lil partner

    Oh my fucking god

     
  11. 13:25

    Notes: 263821

    Reblogged from the-morningstars

    thebulkinator:

    my-dear-psychopath:

    These are probably the best things ever.

    EVER.

    IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

    (Source: when-life-gives-you-boobs)

     
  12. 00:22

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    Reblogged from juliennnnne

    museedart:

    paperswallow:

    Photographer Tom Hunter recreates classic paintings in modern, post industrial British settings.

    Andrew Wyeth, Christina’s World, 1948, MoMA, NYC

    Sir John Everett Millais, Ophelia, 1851 - 2, Tate, London 

    Johannes Vermeer, Girl Reading a Letter at an Open Window, 1657 - 59, Gemäldegalerie, Dresden

     
  13. 00:21

    Notes: 66000

    Reblogged from the-morningstars

    (Source: memewhore)

     
  14. 00:15

    Notes: 5205

    Reblogged from words-of-emotion

    being alone never felt right. sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right.
    — Charles Bukowski, (via kushandwizdom)

    More good vibes here

    (via words-of-emotion)
     
  15. 00:09

    Notes: 3386

    Reblogged from words-of-emotion

    There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
    — Sarah Dessen (via kushandwizdom)

    More good vibes here

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